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Prospective Student Taken Hostage by Cadre of Hyde Park Squirrels

By Troy Sharp    Nov. 2, 2018   

A spokesperson for the University of Chicago Police Department (UCPD) announced that California Bay Area Resident Ben Miller was taken captive by a scurry of squirrels while participating in an undergraduate admissions tour this afternoon.   Miller, 16, was hoping to apply Early Decision to the College for the Class of 2023.   “All he ever wanted to do was thrive here and explore the life of the m...