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Have You Voted Yet, You Fucking Ingrate?

By The IOP    Oct. 31, 2018   

Hey you scum-sucking freedom-slut, I heard you hadn’t voted yet. Have you heard the news? This is AMERICA. People died and shit so you could take 5 minutes out of your day to bubble in some chud’s name and save the country from whomever you personally wanna blame for your shitty life. Good fucking lord if you don’t mark “Going” to the UChiVotes event this week, I will cast my ballot so far up your...