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Max Palevsky to Donate Another Fifteen Dollars for New Dorm

By Patrick Sheehan    Nov. 2, 2018   

Citing the success of his last "micro-donation," Max Palevsky has decided to devote another fifteen dollars to open a new complex of dormitories at UChicago. President Zimmer, fearful of overcrowding in student housing, is enthusiastic about Palevsky's decision. "We're currently housing kids by having Jim Nondorf point out the window. Whatever he points at, that's where the student will be living...