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Second Year Attempts to Leave Class for Bathroom, Several Hundred Grad Students Join

By Olivia Reeves    Oct. 18, 2018   

At 11:03 this morning, second year Callie Plimmer found more support than she anticipated behind her choice to leave Gender Civ to use the bathroom, when her grad student TA and 350 other grad students rallied behind her, choosing to also walk out of their classes in solidarity with the bladder movement. Prior to the walkout, Plimmer had consumed a venti cold brew from the Starbucks on 53rd and Wo...

Local Vegan Cooked for Thanksgiving Dinner

By Olivia Reeves    Nov. 22, 2018   

In an unusual twist on an American classic, the family of third year Jane Wallis has announced that they will be cooking and eating her instead of their traditional turkey dinner this Thanksgiving. Wallis, who told the Dealer that she is a vegan no less than fourteen times in a two minute interview, also vocalized her support for the decision. “I’ve been advocating against turkey terror in my ho...

Second Year Attempts to Leave Class for Bathroom, Several Hundred Grad Students Join

By Olivia Reeves    Sept. 29, 2018   

At 11:03 this morning, second year Callie Plimmer found more support than she anticipated behind her choice to leave Gender Civ to use the bathroom, when her grad student TA and 350 other grad students rallied behind her, choosing to also walk out of their classes in solidarity with the bladder movement.   Prior to the walkout, Plimmer had consumed a venti cold brew from the Starbucks on 53rd...