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Sexually Repressed First-Years Upset Over Record Low Numbers of "Turkey Drop" Break-Ups

By Marc Whyte    Nov. 25, 2018   

Every year, thousands of newly-seasoned college freshmen are supposed to return home for Thanksgiving to reunite with their high school friends, share their college stories with family, eat lots of food, and end their long-distance relationships.  However, a new report from the University of Chicago’s Center for Interdisciplinary Inquiry and Innovation in Sexual and Reproductive Health points towa...