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Articles written by Grorg - Lascaux, 45,000 BCE

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By Grorg - Lascaux, 45,000 BCE    May 1, 2018   

Dear Grorg, Me Want Relationship, But Only Man Around Is Neanderthal. Still hit? From: Cavewoman Seeking Caveman Hello Cavewoman, As somebody who have Neanderthal brother-in-law, me can speak good on this. Neanderthal usually not cute. 5/10 at best. But Neanderthal also not stupid. Have spent much time around in-law’s family. Have weird taste in music and large foreheads, and eat too much mammoth...