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How to Closed-Mouth Smile at Your Bar Night Hook-Up

By Drew Landrowski    Oct. 22, 2018   

We’ve all been there: you wake up on a Thursday morning to find yourself next to the econ bro who let you take a rip off of his Juul at Alpha Delt the night before. You slide your knee high boots back on and slink out the door so as to make your 11:30 SOSC discussion. As you make your exit, the front desk lady gives you a nod and you disappear into the midmorning sun.  While a long shower may eras...