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Articles written by Claire Holland

How to Maximize Your O-Week Merch Haul

By Claire Holland    Sept. 24, 2018   

Hello, first years! We’re going to start the year with an important lesson: Contrary to what others may tell you, the goal of O-Week is not to “acclimatize to college life” or “make new friends,” whatever that means, but to squeeze so much free shit from college events that even the most extreme of hoarders would weep at the sight of your merch pile. Unless your dorm room is rendered completely im...