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Articles written by Christian Villanueva

Every HUMA Class Ranked by How Badly You Have to Shit During it

By Christian Villanueva    Nov. 11, 2018   

8. Readings in World Literature How can a class make you need to poop? You don’t have to poop at all! You’re having a blast reading The Odyssey and definitely won’t have to shit for a while. 7. Greece and Rome: Texts, Traditions, Transformations Admit it, you might be intrigued by Homer’s Iliad, but you feel it. Barring the poor soul who got Stony their first year, you should be fine to make it ba...

“Is he the one who did 9/11?" say Nation’s High Schoolers Following George H. W. Bush Memorial

By Christian Villanueva    Dec. 4, 2018   

On November 30, 2018, former president George H.W. Bush passed away in Houston, Texas at the age of 94. While millions across the nation mourned the death of the 41st President of the United States, high school students were unsure of who Bush was. The former president was widely known for his administration’s stance on international relations and foreign affairs, yet when questioned about Bush,...