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Introducing: Datamatch <3

By Chicago Shady Dealer Romance Division    Feb. 6, 2019   

Alright. Real talk. No jokes. Knock-Knock. Who's there? Love, motherfucker. We did the research, -- well actually, the Maroon did --  but things aren’t looking good at UChicago. Two-thirds of us are single. Unacceptable. And even fewer of us have more than two friends that aren’t in a study group. Barely even -ceptable.   We here at the Shady Dealer are tired of living as overworked virgins, and w...