Articles written by Antonia Salisbury

Top Campus Cafés Ranked by Sexual Tension

By Antonia Salisbury    Feb. 20, 2018   

So you came here to study? Well, we all “came here to study,” kid. That doesn’t mean you can’t check out the tall glass of iced coffee behind the counter. That’s right, the one all wrapped up in a baseball hat who says, “Eeehk we actually don’t have almond milk” just the way you like. Or perhaps we can interest you in a very sleepy TA wearing possibly-real glasses but definitely the same clothes f...

Sexting Over Venmo: As Easy As It Sounds

By Antonia Salisbury    Jan. 9, 2017   

An Excerpt from the Syllabus for the New "David Foster Wallace Circle Jerk" HUM Section

By Antonia Salisbury    Jan. 9, 2017   

Five Reasons Why Air Bud Deserved to win Bob Dylan’s Nobel Prize

By Antonia Salisbury    Nov. 7, 2016   

Pardoned Presidential Turkey Protests for Right to Die

By Antonia Salisbury    Nov. 14, 2016   

Perfect Holiday Gifts for that One Friend Who Struggles with Object Permanence

By Antonia Salisbury    Nov. 15, 2016   

How to Avoid Eye-Contact with Students Trying to Raise Money for Causes You Support

By Antonia Salisbury    Dec. 29, 2016   

God Inspired to Create Human Race by Jumanji Book, Not Movie

By Antonia Salisbury, 3760 B.C.E.    Feb. 2, 2017   

Op-Ed: I Have No Idea How Rechargeable Batteries Work and Neither Do You

By Antonia Salisbury    Jan. 9, 2017   

Beautiful! Watch What Happens When We Tell These Couples We'll Pay Them to Have Sex on Camera

By Finn Clark and Antonia Salisbury    April 19, 2017