Never forget about your University's unique and steadfast commitment to academic and political freedoms with the Chicago Shady Dealer's new "Free Expression" brand condoms. Unleash the power of open discourse and revel in the unbridled and naked glory of unencumbered expression with this limited edition condom. This is the safe, effective, ideologically neutral birth control you and your cl-ass-mates have been waiting for.
They will be sold for $2.00 each or as 3 for $5.00 at select campus locations throughout Spring Quarter, and they can also be purchased through the online order form pinned to our Facebook Page and Twitter. Your right to freely express yourself may be unlimited, but supplies won't last--so order today!