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5 Homeopathic Remedies to Try Before Calling Your Parents Who Are Doctors

By Nik Varley
Jan. 19, 2018

Are you struggling with dry skin? Nursing an earache? Hounded by stomach bloat?

You'll find all sorts of "western industrial medicines" for these ailments at your local drugstore, but if you want to try some natural home remedies without breaking the bank, check out these popular homeopathic treatments! They'll be sure to work a bit, but you should also probably call your parents who are both respected doctors just to be safe.

1. Oatmeal

Nothing's more annoying than itchy winter eczema, but thanks to oatmeal, it's now totally avoidable! Prepare some hot oatmeal, gently spread it over the affected skin and let it sit for 20-30 minutes or until the oatmeal is completely cool. That said, if the eczema doesn't go away in a few days you should probably just give up and call your parents who are both licensed medical practitioners. They can probably prescribe you a cream or something.

2. Magnesium Salts

Magnesium is a vital nutrient that human body simply cannot function without! Try bathing in magnesium bath salts for clearer skin, relaxed muscles and reduced joint pain. Then, if you're still not feeling well, why not call Mom and Dad? They're super nice and probably learned all about this sort of thing during their combined sixteen years of medical school.

3. Turmeric

In addition to being delicious, turmeric is an excellent digestive aid. If you feel like your tubes are getting a big clogged up, try taking down a spoonful of turmeric, it just might do the trick! But if it doesn't, you should really call your parents - they haven't heard from you in weeks and would probably love to hear your voice.

4. Healing Crystals

You can use healing crystals to ward off negative energy in your life and maintain a relaxed, calm outlook--and they look great, too! They will be sure to ground you as talk to your mother, a successful psychiatrist with over 30 years of experience, about mental health treatment options.

5. Magnets

Magnet healing has been a cornerstone of alternative medicine for decades, with proponents claiming that magnetizing the human body has numerous health benefits including increased blood flow. This is a good one to try before tearfully calling your parents that you spent two thousand dollars on magnets and still have no idea what's wrong with you. Good luck!