The Chicago Shady Dealer

The Chicago Shady Dealer

The Only Intentional Humor Publication of the University of Chicago

The UChicago Sports Cheers You Need To Know

by Chase "The Fanatic" Harrison

Rooooooollllll ‘Roons!

Give me an A (No!)

Give me a B (No!)

Give me a C (No!)

Ok, give me a C- at least! (Everyone starts crying.)

Hey Hey!

Ho Ho!

UChicago has 89 Nobel Affiliates!

What do we want?

A new dorm!

When do we want it?

Every single year!

Walk sign,

55th Street!

Walk sign,

Lake Park!

(After UChicago scores)

Boom goes the first nuclear reactor!

I believe that we will participate! I believe that we will participate!

I believe that we will participate! I believe that we will participate!

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The Legacy Chant:

Who’s your Daddy?

Who’s your Daddy?

What’d he donate?

What’d he donate?