The Chicago Shady Dealer

The Chicago Shady Dealer

The Only Intentional Humor Publication of the University of Chicago

Goddess, sing the hilarity of The University of Chicago's longest-lived satirical newspaper, The Chicago Shady Dealer, sharp, witty, foul-mouthed, that gave the students countless chuckles, hurling down to the House of Laughs so many studious souls, great scholars' souls, but made their bodies quake with chortles—

Ah, fuck it. Welcome to the The Dealer's website.

If the Muse on high comes to you with a sweet idea, or if you just want to be a part of a prestigious, highly credible publication, then get involved:

We accept submissions from undergrads, grad students, faculty, administrators, staff and members of the community. If you are or were affiliated with the University in any way, then this is your forum.

Editors-in-Chief

Managing Editor

Daniel Ruttenberg

Layout Editor

Breck Radulovic

Chief Copy Editor

Nik Varley

Photo Editor

Willamina Groething

Secretary

David North

Webmaster

Paul Alves

Director of Special Projects

Morgan Pantuck